Phil Kessel went dead last in Friday night's NHL Fantasy Draft. Hilarious. The analysts on TSN on Versus in their infinite wisdom opined that it has something to do with the fact that he was among the youngest players avaliable and therefore Captains Staal and Lindstrom took the opportunity to humble the young Maple Leaf. The editors at PWNED HOCKEY think differently.
It probably has more to do with the fact that he's a self righous cry-baby, money grubbing, mono-having, Suffolk-freshman-smooching punk, who none of the self-respecting veterans in the league respect. At least he can take solace in the fact that he's the long-lost fat son of Alton Brown...
(On a side note, keep your eyes peeled during Versus' coverage of the NHL Super-Skills Contest on Saturday night, where, if you have a real sharp eye, you can see footage of Michele Obama playing hockey. Yes you read that correctly)
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